Happy Halloween

Remember to teach your kids about the government this Halloween by instituting a “candy income tax” of 35%, then taxing things they like to do – like use the bathroom. Be sure to give some of their candy to the kids next door in an aid package.

Then, the lesson continues when you nationalize the entire household candy supply because, hey – these kids would mismanage it. Be sure to blame evil capalistic Candy Company greed as the reason your kids have to go BACK out into the chill of the night to beg for more candy door to door.



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